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The membership dues are unfair and here is what I propose.



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40 gallons and under- Free membership

41-99 gallons- $.25 per gallon per year

100-149 gallons-$.35 per gallon per year

150 gallons and above $.50 per gallon per year (plus an additional 10% big tank tax)

sumps, skimmers or anything with a liquid volume of over 1 gallon must added to your total volume (99 gallons and smaller tanks are exempted from this)



If you have multiple tanks your rate will be determined by:

1-Total gallons

2-Number of tanks

3-The value of your tanks if you could make one big tank out of them.



20% of the value of anything you sell must be donated to help people who cannot afford the high cost of tank care- (the 20% will be based on the value of the items sold not for what you actually sold it for)



You are allowed only so many of any type item- if you have 10 fish you must give 2 of them to one of the people who can't afford them- you must also provide care for them(including but not limited to food, salt rodi water etc.) This applies to any living thing in your tank and the person receiving the items get to choose which ones they want. (100 gallons and above only)



There would also be additional penalties for people who do not use energy efficient lights, pumps, chillers ect.
(99 gallons and below are exempt and any electrical costs associated with running a tank will be billed to the 150 gallon and above group)



If you have an rodi system you must provide water to anyone who needs it, if they cannot afford or just don't want to drive to all the way to your house you must deliver it. (make sure your filters are in good condition, any water that is not 100% pure cannot be given away without harsh penalties) (100 gallons and above)

You are required to provide the brand of salt that the person receiving the water requests. (150 gallons and above)



Chemicals and test kits will also be provided by the 150 gallon and above group. Also, you must dose and test the water according to the schedule requested by the person receiving the goods.



If you have more tanks than you need they will be given to someone who cannot afford a tank. You will also be required to set up and maintain this tank.(includes stand, lights, pumps, fish, coral and anything else the person wants)
If anything dies in these tanks you are required to replace it or pay for the replacement value (owners option) of that item to the owner of the tank because it is your fault that something happened. (Also applies to all accessories) (150 gallons and above)



Any property damage caused by leaking tanks will be repaired by the 150 and above group. The person receiving the repairs may choose any material they like. (everyone needs and deserves granite)



All of the above is subject to CHANGE at anytime, personally I think the 150 and above people have had it too easy for too long.
 

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Shouldn't you have a poll and let people who aren't registered members vote on it as well?

And a government funded committee to go house to house to verify tank volumes so nobody tries to get one past your authority. We can put them in uniforms so they are easily identifiable, like brown shirts or something.
 
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unfair

I'm not sure I like you attitude.
Why are you being so meanspirited?
Are you trying to hide your real tank size?
Maybe together you and I can take over and share the good stuff and give away the junk.
We would be able to brag about how much we care.
 
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Work!

At least you have a job, just think of all the people who don't want to work and are forced to accept free stuff!
 
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ok

That would be a total of .05

You just gave me a great idea.

If everyone would send me money I would take it and buy stuff.

Thats good for the economy.
 

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second_decimal said:
jeez who is gonna do all that math? 1-99 gallons = .25 cents per year

I found my pocket protector, now I can make a spread-sheet for it!
 

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Reefaddict79 said:
who will lead the marshian youth group? Also can I get a govt subsidized reef tank... a huud aquarium maybe?


I like the guy in your avatar
you get the free tank if you kickback enough to my favorite charity
(that would be me)
 
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Scott said:
second_decimal said:
jeez who is gonna do all that math? 1-99 gallons = .25 cents per year

I found my pocket protector, now I can make a spread-sheet for it!

you got the job Scott

of course you will charge the club alot and we will raise the taxes(dues)
on the rich folk and at the same time reduce the amount of free stuff we say we are going to give away because the 150's still aren't paying their fair share
 

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frankgrem said:
you got the job Scott

of course you will charge the club alot and we will raise the taxes(dues)

And not necessarily even use the taxes (bailout money) for it's intended purpose, I might just use it to give bonuses to all of the higher-ups in my organization and blame Bush for me not having made the spreadsheet even though I said I would. I like that plan.
 

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This thread is awesome.

What if I have 6 tanks from 5 different LFS's and I can't afford to run them all and their LFS's won't take any responsibility but I have a cell phone and a new car?
 

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I don't think your actual financial status matters, you just have to claim you can't afford them. Let's wait for an official word from Frank.
 
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