What does this say about me? (1 Viewer)

[Scott]

I'm sure most of you have heard the Foxworthy joke, "If yew mow yer laawn an' yew find a car, yew might be a redneck!"

Well, I was looking for a MJ1200 (cuz I KNOW I have one) and I found Milwaukee pH monitor that I completely forgot I owned. I was also showing an Oceanic 120 yesterday to someone and found about 150 lbs of rock I forgot about. I feel like whatever the marine equivalent of a redneck is, lol.

If you have a similar experience (or a good joke at my expense) feel free to share. It was a great day for rain, let's wrap it up with some funny stories!

 

[flexrac]

no jokes here, but if you don't mind i wold like to come over and help you look for more stuff, only; whatever i find is mine. LOL!

 

[alexrex20]

This thread should be in "The Lounge."

 

[Scott]

And trolls belong under "A Bridge", have a nice day

 

[Chewy]

My man!

 

[flexrac]

I'm Sorry, I had to laugh!

 

[NarnyTheGreat]

:teehee:

 

[DHoward]

Lol Scott and Alexrex back at it

 

[DHoward]

Scott can I come look in your tank for some hammer coral you can't find?

 

[alexrex20]

I just call it like I see it. Some guys (and gals...) just can't help but cry and whine about everything.

I guess I should be respectful of peoples' feelings. Maybe that makes me a redneck. Ha...

[Insert lame redneck joke here]

 

[Scott]

You're like a dog with a bone! Look, I don't swing that way but if I give up and let you hump my leg a bit will you finally go away? Do you realize how pitiful you look? It''s just sad now...

 

[cliner]

You kids are funny!

 

[KyleH]

you know you are a reef-redneck when...

That is funny....the following applies to me:

You know you are a reef-redneck when...

...you have 30+ lbs of live rock not in a tank with fish (or even in water).

...you have enough calcium to dose a 10,000 gal, but have a 20gal tank.

...you ordered stuff from pet stores a year ago that you thought you will eventually use, but have not. (I also have a medical IV pump that I got off ebay in the garage that I forgot I had.)

-KyleH

 

[DonnieKim]

A little off topic but, that 150 lbs. of rock you found would'nt by chance be up for adoption would it?!?

 

[Scott]

A little off topic but, that 150 lbs. of rock you found would'nt by chance be up for adoption would it?!?

PM'ed ya!

 

[NarnyTheGreat]

Re: you know you are a reef-redneck when...

That is funny....the following applies to me:

You know you are a reef-redneck when...

...you have 30+ lbs of live rock not in a tank with fish (or even in water).

...you have enough calcium to dose a 10,000 gal, but have a 20gal tank.

...you ordered stuff from pet stores a year ago that you thought you will eventually use, but have not. (I also have a medical IV pump that I got off ebay in the garage that I forgot I had.)

-KyleH

What kind of pump is it? I have been looking for a ZEVEX EnteraLite Infinity.